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ENG >> 008 >> 189 ([personal profile] amethysts) wrote2030-07-11 10:04 pm

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mstitel: (God you're such losers)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-03 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[There is the longest pause on his end.]

I know what birds and bees are, Libby.
mstitel: (Shut up dork)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-03 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
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What, like gender?

[yeah]
mstitel: (D O R K S)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-03 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON]

... Yeah? They're okay.
mstitel: (You're an idiot Francis)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-04 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
[But he's so confused.]

But they're- that's what people get when they, y'know. Kiss.

[And sometimes it's okay but other times you can get sick from them. And James has a sinking suspicion that they're what causes that whole baby mess.]
mstitel: (HMMMMMMMM)

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[personal profile] mstitel 2012-09-08 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't even know about pregnancy so. Uh. You're... safe?]

... You have?

[Not that he's judging, he just... suddenly feels a little nervous, now. No wonder she ran, then. He didn't even do anything and she was... kissing him, probably expecting something and he didn't do anything other than sit there.

Wow he's stupid.]


I don't- they give people rashes, make them sick. Tony said they can even give sores and kill people, if they're the bad kind. [In other words: how Tony Stark explained STDs to a curious child before he set the search limits on JOCASTA's databases.] There are ones that are okay, though. And since I don't... I mean, I'm not sick, so you probably have the good kind. Or something.